The Text That Says It All Some conversations are best had on a t-shirt. The Fart Tee from The Turd Club is a text-message humour graphic tee that cuts straight to the point — no filter, no apologies, maximum laughs. It's the perfect funny gift for someone who appreciates the finer things in life — like a well-timed joke. Whether it's a birthday, a Secret Santa, or a "just because" moment, this tee will land every time. Why You'll Love It Bold text-message graphic — instantly relatable, endlessly funny Premium cotton-poly blend (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, and durable Unisex fit — a great novelty gift for men and women alike Ideal for birthdays, office parties, White Elephant, or gifting to your most immature mate Printed on demand — made fresh with every order The Details Material: Premium cotton-polyester blend, 4.5 oz/yd² Fit: Unisex, true to size Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Warning: may cause uncontrollable snorting. 💨 Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66
