Fart Whistle

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The most musical flatulence you have ever heard! Wear it proudly, and may you forever be upwind of those who would judge you for it. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather col ors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US • Does not have low A key SIZING GUIDE Show more