Get stretched, pressed, and worked over by the Fearless One-Eyed Anaconda himself — now leading your next PT session in vintage comic style. This retro-inspired T-shirt is perfect for physical therapists, fitness junkies, and anyone who knows that rehab gets a whole lot hotter when he’s calling the shots. With bold colors, hilarious innuendo, and our signature “Fear the Anaconda” branding, this tee features: A mischievous, muscular Anaconda PT pushing you past your limits A kettlebell-swinging heroine in a “Ask me about my pelvic floor” shirt Classic gym props like cones, BOSU balls, and... tension Whether you're on your 3rd set or your 3rd round of therapy, this shirt’s guaranteed to get laughs, turn heads, and start flirty conversations. Perfect gift for your favorite therapist — or the one who keeps your glutes in check. We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
