S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length from center back, in 34.00 35.00 36.00 37.00 38.00 39.00 40.00 41.00 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 This midweight hoodie speaks with quiet, dark humor. The front shows a bold, hand-painted “NO” beside a disgruntled face—short, blunt, honest. On the back a cracked tombstone illustration reads “GIVE HIM A CHANCE THEY SAID SO HERE I DIE,” a dry, sardonic line that settles into the bones of anyone who enjoys morbid wit. It’s built for layering on cool nights and for making a statement without saying much: comfortable, slightly oversized drape from dropped shoulders, a roomy pouch for hands or small essentials, and a warm two-piece hood that sits close against wind and rain. The fabric has a soft, substantial hand—medium-heavy weight with a cotton-forward face—so the prints sit crisp and clear. Made with sustainable and socially conscious practices, this hoodie fits into everyday routines where deadpan humor and cozy practicality meet—late-night drives, low-lit shows, or slow coffee runs when sarcasm is the mood.Product features- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and clean silhouette- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, slightly oversized fit- Front pouch pocket for hands and small storage- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric with soft cotton face for durability and comfort- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and ethically produced (FLA & WRAP) manufacturingCare instructions- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: low heat- Do not drycleanEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan SF500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
