Filthy Mofo Tea

The Loft at 36 Eleven Verified independent store

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You filthy motherf*cker. You’ve eaten like trash, you haven’t seen a vegetable since last week, and your liver is quietly begging for mercy. Time to repent. Filthy Mofo is your her bal detox sidekick—blended with cleansing botanicals like milk thistle, ginger root, peppermint, and chamomile to help you get your sh*t together (or at least pretend you are). Lightly floral, earthy, and caffeine-free, it’s the perfect brew to sip while rethinking your life choices. Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains. Packaged in recycled materials. And yes—it’ll make you feel slightly less gross. 🫖 Makes 20 Cups (2 oz.)🧘♀️ Caffeine-Free🌱 Herbal, Floral, and Forgiving♻️ Packaged Sustainably🤬 Judgment-Free (Sorta) Now drink the damn tea. And maybe eat a f*cking vegetable. Show more