👽 First Contact Membership This is how humans get a little closer to Uranus Farms. The First Contact membership is for regular coffee drinkers who plan ahead and appreciate small, steady advantages over time. Members receive a 5% discount on every order, applied automatically at checkout — coffee, merch, and curated gear included. No secret tiers. No confusing perks. Just a straightforward benefit for sticking around. Membership Options: Annual Plan: $180 per year (that’s $15 per month) Monthly Plan: $20 per month (billed month-to-month) This plans provides the following Earthly benefits: 5% off every order, every time 150 Loyalty Points for every $1 spent Choose the annual plan for the best value, or go month-to-month if you prefer flexibility. Either way, you’re officially recognized as a returning human of good judgment. 👽 Important Human Notes:This membership does not automatically ship coffee. You stay in full control of what you order and when. Discounts apply only while your membership is active. Welcome to First Contact.You’re not fully abducted — just better prepared.
