Fl Element

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Fl (Florida)Atomic Number: 27Atomic Mass: 65,758 Sq MiCategory: Highly reactive nonconformistElectron Configuration: Shiny beaches with unpredictable swampy undertones. Melting Poi nt: Exactly 91°F with 100% humidity.Special Properties: Extremely humid and prone to spontaneous alligator appearances. Conducts bizarre headlines at an unprecedented rate. Reacts violently with cold fronts, often resulting in "snowbird" migration.Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to inexplicable love for key lime pie and the phrase "Bless your heart.Year Discovered: 1845Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing Show more