This oversized brim beauty is perfect for the emotionally unavailable, the delightfully deadpan, and anyone who prefers their summer style with a touch of existential humor.Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum sarcasm. The phrase "DEAD INSIDE" is stitched boldly across the front—a perfectly passive-aggressive accessory for beach days, backyard gatherings, or simply existing in public.Whether you're radiating apathy or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking as good as new in no time.
