Smokey’s Spicy Cousin Meet the latest chaotic masterpiece from Cerbearus, the mythological troublemaker of The Bearly Blessed Collective. This tee features our iconic bear delivering a very important public‑service announcement: “Only You Can Prevent Friction Fires!” Armed with lube, confidence, and a smirk that says he knows exactly what he’s doing, Cerbearus brings you humor with claws and heart.This shirt is made for the bold, the playful, and the ones who appreciate a joke that lands with a wink. Vibrant print, soft fabric, and a design that sparks instant conversation — especially with people who share your sense of humor.Perfect for:• queer‑coded chaos gremlins• bear lovers (in every sense)• people who enjoy jokes that are spicy but still wholesome• anyone who wants to wear a PSA that’s both helpful and hilariousCerbearus doesn’t guard the gates of the underworld — he guards the gates of good humor, good vibes, and good lubrication choices. Stay smooth. Stay safe. Stay blessed. Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding. Tubular fit to minimize torque. Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester. Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL A) Length (inches) 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.5 B) Width (inches) 36.2 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 B) Half Chest (inches) 18.1 20.1 22 24 26 28 Care Instructions General A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . Wash The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. Store Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
