FUN PLAQUE (BERNARD ENGRAVING)

NOTICE TO LANDLUBBERS... NOTICE PLEASE DO NOT PUT ANYTHING INTO THE HEAD... I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP AND I HAVE... THE CAPTAIN'S WORD IS LAW TO MY CREW PLEASE BE REASONABLE AND DO... COCKTAIL HOUR ABOARD... THIS IS MY SHIP AND I WILL DO AS I PLEASE THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED BY THE 'CAPTAIN'... MY HUSBAND IS THE CAPTAIN BUT I'VE BEEN... MY JOB... ALL FISHERMEN ARE LIARS EXCEPT YOU AND ME... SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND OUR CAPTAIN IS ALWAYS RIGHT. MISINFORMED PERHAPS... POSITIVELY NO SMOKING ALLOWED OUR CAPTAIN SAYS, IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM ... FREE BEER TOMORROW BOATING IS NOT A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH... WHY BE DIFFICULT WHEN WITH A LITTLE MORE EFFORT... A BOAT IS A HOLE IN THE WATER... THIS BOAT RUNS ON GAS NOT THANKS THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING.