Sarcastic Cards

Kiss my ass Dickhead (Frame) Don't lie you've had more rides than a bike The world is amazing because you're in it (apparently) You're Shit (Frame) Only Fans I have a big pussy Nice pear For Fucks Sake (Frame) I'm giving you crabs Your still a c*nt big cock I’m sorry I called you an asshole I wet my p(L)ants i can't wait to bug you If only your dad wore a condom Hot air balloon full of shit I'm your biggest fan Classy bitch Eating Carrots would make me see babies are so lazy Bless chu Keep rocking Nosey bird One day you'll meet your Prince(ess) Fuck Off (Frame) Blue balls Take us with you Die (Frame) Sorry for your loss I quit Fist me Prick Fanny fart Thank fuck for that I gave good head Happy Vasectomy Day (acorns) C*nt (Frame)