Funny Keychain

But did you die? I’m surrounded by idiots Giving a fuck doesn’t really go with my outfit Where the hell are my keys? Be careful…there are assholes everywhere It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. The hell you lookin at? Everything hurts and I’m dying That was illegal but it’s ok I may be wrong but I doubt it Punch today in the face If you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask me Hold on let me overthink this I’m sorry did I roll my eyes out loud? I’m nicer than my face looks Nicest mean person ever I swear because I care I gotta good heart but this mouth Calm your tits It’s way too peopley outside I regret nothing. NOTHING! Feeling kinda idgaf-ish today Idont believe in revenge…but accidents do happen I never had ass shenanigans Home is where them fuckers don’t be Your face makes my life hurt Fresh outta fucks Sources point to: you’re an asshole Probably late for something