The Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle is an 8 oz soy wax novelty candle, hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. It offers over 40 hours of clean burn time and features a unique, humorous scent blend. This decorative candle is designed to bring a laugh to any space, making it an ideal conversation starter for those with a playful sense of humor. Unlike mass-produced novelty items, this candle is hand-poured using 100% soy wax, ensuring a clean and natural burn. The artisanal approach guarantees a rustic look, and the humorous labeling adds a distinct personality. Its unique scent profile, combining ocean breeze with cardamom, orange, and musk, sets it apart from generic gag gifts. Key Features A unique, humorous label designed to elicit laughs — a distinct novelty feature. Over 40 hours of clean burn time from 100% soy wax — provides lasting enjoyment. Hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania — supports artisanal craftsmanship. A unique scent blend of salty ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, and musk — offers a mysterious aroma. Rustic, artisanal appearance — complements decorative shelves and spaces. USA-made product — ensures quality manufacturing standards. Candle Specifications Material: Soy Wax Size: 8 oz Burn Time: 40+ Hours Scent Profile: Ocean Breeze, Cardamom, Orange, Musk Origin: USA Best for: Individuals seeking humorous home decor or gag gifts for friends and family with a witty sense of humor. Also ideal for those who appreciate artisanal, USA-made soy wax candles with unique scent profiles and a touch of playful irreverence. Common Questions How long will this candle last? This 8 oz candle is designed for a generous burn time of over 40 hours. For optimal scent, it's recommended to burn it within one to two years of purchase, though the candle itself does not expire. Does the scent fade over time? While the candle does not expire, the scent strength may minimally weaken after 1-2 years if the lid is left open and exposed to air. The clean, non-toxic ingredients ensure it won't develop a foul smell. Can I use this candle for anything other than decor? No, this candle is strictly a decor or novelty item. The wax is too hot and stiff for uses like massage or as a drip candle. This 8 oz soy wax candle offers a unique blend of humor and artisanal quality. With over 40 hours of burn time and a distinctive scent, it's a memorable decor piece and a guaranteed conversation starter.
