This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a dry, witty statement across the chest in clean, minimalist type — a quiet snipe you can slip on and let speak for you. Midweight fleece and a double-lined hood hold in warmth, while the roomy kangaroo pocket gives your hands a soft place to disappear on cold mornings. The relaxed, classic cut and tear-away label keep the fit comfortable and irritation-free, so this hoodie becomes one you reach for again and again when you need to feel a little guarded, a little amused, and undeniably comfortable. The neutral white background puts the bold black text up front, making the message easy to read from a distance without shouting.Product features- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and soft handfeel- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord for adjustable coverage- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand-warming and storage- DTF and DTG printing on garment; embroidery available on chest or wrists- Seamless tubular knit body and tear-away label for a smooth, comfortable fitCare instructions- Tumble dry: medium- Iron, steam or dry: low heat- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
