Game Master Dice - Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Candle

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The best candle in existence is The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Take the white grapes from Ol' Janx Spirit, pour in one measure of lemon from the trees of temperate beaches, allow natural oak to bubble through it. Remove the lid. Watch it burn, spreading the fires of the American sun into the heat of the candle. Light...but very carefully. Fragrance notes: Top: White Wine, Lemon Middle: Peach, Pear Base: Oak Key features: Made of all-natural, clean-burning sustainable soy wax * Made by hand in small batches in the USA * Inspired by the classic satirical trilogy The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy * The perfect gift for anyone who knows where his towel is * Available in 8oz and 2oz sizes or as wax melts * Burns for 40-56 hours (8oz) or 10-14 hours (2oz) (Respectfully parodied in homage to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, chapter 2) Show more