If Daria Morgendorffer found a hobby that required minimal human interaction, it would probably be gardening. This soft-blend "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" tee is for the ones who are tired of people but still somehow manage to keep a few plants alive. Soft, lightweight, and perfect for tending your garden, avoiding small talk, and silently judging everyone from the comfort of your backyard. Whether you're growing flowers, vegetables, or just trying to keep your houseplants from becoming a crime scene, this tee lets everyone know you've chosen the more socially acceptable outlet. Because plants are quiet, dirt doesn't ask annoying questions, and apparently murder is still frowned upon. Product features- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and a neat fit- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for comfortable stretch retention- Print options use DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant front and sleeve artwork- Tear-away label, REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras; fair-labor manufacturingCare instructions- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat- Do not dryclean XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
