Goodr Dirty Martini Time Machine Sunglasses

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How many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand! Meet The Retro G No Slip: We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout. All Polarized: We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Retro: Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes. Show more