🚫 “You’re Too Damn Close” Horse Float Decal

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🚫 “If You Can Read This, You’re Too Damn Close” Horse Float Sign Keep tailgaters where they belong — far from your horse’s rear end! This cheeky and eye-catching sign says exactly what every horse owner is thinking: “If you can read this, you’re too damn close. Please remove your lips from my horse’s arse!” Perfect for your float, ute, or stable wall, it’s a hilarious yet effective reminder for people to back off. ✅ Bold, easy-to-read lettering ✅ Fun design with a sassy pony graphic ✅ Great gift for horse lovers with a sense of humour Add a little attitude to your float and protect your horse’s space — because some people clearly need the reminder! 🐴💨 Custom sizes available. Contact us to discuss [email protected] Show more