Get Well Beyond the Grave

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When your friends aren’t feeling their best, and the odds might not be looking good, let them know you don’t want a simple thing like shuffling off this mortal coil to get in the w ay of staying close.* *Sending this card to someone with one foot in the grave and the other on the banana peel may or may not result in your removal from their last will and testament. Scarily Ordinary is not liable for any loss, financial or emotional, incurred as a result of poor comedic timing. • Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) • Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g) • Toner-based printing • Vibrant colors • Comes with a complimentary envelope This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Show more