Gimme Ruler

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Introducing the Gimme Ruler — a golf ball marker milled from solid brass, for golfers who like their gear with a little bite and a lot of class. Styled like a miniature ruler, it’s a nod to those unspoken greenside moments when someone dares to ask, “That good?” Flip it over and you’ll find its golden rule (pun intended): “If they have to ask, they don’t deserve it.” A simple truth etched in metal and sealed in sarcasm. Precision-milled. Heavy in hand. Petty in spirit. The Gimme Ruler is for players who know that real putts and real respect are earned, not gifted. Show more