“She wore a long fur coat of mink, even in the summertime…” but you should wear a short sleeved tee of cotton (even in the wintertime) and the one you should wear is in fact this one, commemorating 40 years of Sheila E.’s 1984 SMASH, The Glamorous Life. Mink white tee (Gildan 2000, U.S. sizing) with big-Mercedes-sedan-brown print to cover up your if-you-have-to-ask-you-can’t-afford-it lingerie and seventh-wave-lovemaking body. The front is just goofin’ but apologizing for that would be small talk, small mind—really not impressive in bed. Out back, a glamorous chain encircles your 2025 mantra and miscellaneous small totems from the WEEKEND ROMANCE™️ mythology enhance your life with good luck, good naps, good advice, etc. You might not need 🎶 a man’s touch 🎶, but you definitely need this tee. And please remember: “Without love—it ain’t much!”
