Suitable for simple old-style roleplaying faire—my synthesis of “dragon games” into the one I want to play and run. This is not a complete system. There are gaps, though fewer than ever before. You can fill them. I believe in you. The new version of Bastards. includes: An expanded bestiary More potions, magic wands, traps, tricks, and gear 36 extra classes And an example adventure, A Simple Dungeon "bastards. killed my nonna and she fuckin loved it." - BFM "One of the finest tabletop prole-playing games." - Vi Huntsman "I consider it a devastating blow for my career that I was unable to edit this book." - Terence Walsh "I like the adventure!" - Jared Sinclair "Bastards. random spell table is probably one of the best overall elements of a game that is both distinctive and familiar." - Fiona Geist "I despise it, wholly out of jealousy." - Nate Treme "bastards. is the cleanest piece of filth I've enjoyed playing." - John Battle