Gold Damn

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This shirt isn’t for people who think goldfish are beginner pets. It’s for keepers who’ve said it out loud at least once. The wide-eyed goldfish and blunt phrasing land as a shared moment, not a punchline that needs help. Worn on maintenance days, at the fish store, or when other keepers read it and move on. Not made for novelty aquarium humor. Show more