Afraid of Girls, Not the Dark PVC Patch

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Priorities straight. Fears documented. The raccoon doesn't lie — darkness is fine, girls are terrifying. This patch is for the night shift warriors, the ones who thrive after hours , and anyone who's ever had their confidence shaken by the wrong person walking into the room. Glowing green eyes, black background, neon green text. Looks even better at 0200. Premium PVC rubber construction Hook & loop backing 3" diameter Black background with neon green text and glowing raccoon eyes Show more