What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big-noggined lug.) FEATURES: MADE FOR BIGGERD NOGGINS NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES: Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting. NO SLIP: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout. NO BOUNCE: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays. ALL MELON HEAD: Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.
