You are the Storyteller. Too bad that you are already dead. Good luck. IMPORTANT STUFF: This is a slimmer fit hoodie made from a polyester-spandex (non cotton) fabric - PLEASE CHECK THE SIZE GUIDE, we recommend ordering a size up if you are used to wearing cotton hoodies or desire a more relaxed fit . We are unable to offer returns for incorrect sizing or change of mind. *SEWING TAKES 7-9 business days before shipping* FREE STANDARD SHIPPING TIMES OUTSIDE OF CHRISTMAS 🇺🇸 USA & UK - 9-14 business days🇪🇺 Europe 7-18 business days🇨🇦 Canada - 7-10 business days🇦🇺 Australia - 5-15 business days🇳🇿 New Zealand - 7-18 business days🌎Rest of the World - 7-21 business days EXPRESS SHIPPING - On average 3-5 days shipping with DHL/fedex/TNT ---------------------------- You will receive a tracking number directly from the Gallery Serpentine website once your hoodie is shipped. CM Chest front width Body length: from h.p.s. Sleeve Length XS 49 64.7 62.8 S 52.5 68.5 65.4 M 56.5 72.3 67.9 L 60.3 74.9 70.4 XL 62.8 77.4 73 2XL 65.4 79.3 75.5 3XL 67.9 81.2 78.1 4XL 70.5 83 78.1 INCHES XS 19¼ 25½ 23¾ S 20¾ 27 25¾ M 22¼ 28½ 26¾ L 23¾ 29½ 27¾ XL 24¾ 30½ 28¾ 2XL 25¾ 31¼ 29¾ 3XL 26¾ 32 30¾ 4XL 27¾ 32¾ 30¾ This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made by hand. * The neck opening is based off a standard American 'athletic' style hoodie and is closer to the body than a standard slouch style cotton hoodie neck opening and may feel smaller going on over your head. HOODIE FABRIC & DETAILS • 95% polyester, 5% spandex (please note this is not a cotton based fabric)• Soft hand feel• High definition printing colors • Double layer hood • Kangaroo pocket• Design will never peel, flake or crack (due to the printing process the interior of the hoodie body is white) CUSTOMER CARE - GOT QUESTIONS? If you have any questions or require any help with ordering, Steph and the Gallery Serpentine team are here to assist you directly from this website.
