Grumpy Old Git T-Shirt, Memory Loss Warning The warning label nobody asked for but everyone already knew was coming. Grumpy, gassy, and genuinely cannot remember what the third thing was. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.) Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service. Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.) Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time. Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers. Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique. High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant. Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck. Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable. Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength. Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling. Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions). Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above. Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout. Grumpy Old Git T-Shirt for the Man Who Warns You First The design borrows the format of an official warning label and fills it with the kind of information that people in close proximity already know. Memory loss, flatulence, and a third symptom that has since been completely forgotten. Wearing the warning is just good manners. The Thinking Behind the Memory Loss Warning Label The joke lands because it tells the truth. Any grumpy old git who has reached a certain age knows the exact feeling of starting a sentence, losing it completely, and pressing on regardless. The "Errr, I've forgotten" punchline does not need explaining to anyone who has already lived it. Grumpy Old Git T-Shirt That Gets It Right A lot of grumpy old man shirts go broad. This one goes specific, and specific is funnier. The three-part warning format with the self-collapsing punchline is the kind of design that gets read twice and immediately reminds you of someone. Browse the full grumpy t-shirts collection for more designs in the same spirit. Grumpy Old Git T-Shirt FAQ What is this t-shirt made from and how is the design applied? This grumpy old git t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, giving it a solid feel that holds its shape through regular washing. The warning label design is applied using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, which keeps the sharp text and graphic detail crisp and fade-resistant over time. How does the sizing run on this t-shirt? This grumpy old git t-shirt runs true to size for most wearers, with a long length and a generous cut that suits a range of builds. If you are between sizes, check the size chart above before ordering, as the measurements listed there will help you choose the right size with confidence. When does this ship, and can I personalise it? This grumpy old git t-shirt is produced within 1 to 2 business days and ships within 1 to 3 days of dispatch. Personalisation is not available on this design, as it is printed exactly as shown with the full warning label wording intact. Who is the warning label design actually aimed at? This design suits anyone who has crossed into the grumpy old git phase of life and stopped pretending otherwise. The three-part warning format, complete with a self-collapsing punchline, hits hardest for anyone who has started a sentence, lost the thread entirely, and carried on anyway.
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