Grumpy Old Veteran Mouse Mat, Less Tolerant By The Year Some desks belong to someone who has earned the right to say exactly what they think, after decades of holding their tongue for everyone else. This mat makes that clear before anyone opens their mouth. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came in a very secure package and it looks fantastic!" (John P) Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service. Plenty of printed mouse mats curl at the corners within a month and take the design with them. Ours is a firm 3mm mat at 235 by 196mm, wide enough for a proper sweep and stiff enough to stay flat on the desk. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I have bought products from these guys several times now and have always been impressed with service and product quality." (Colin H.) 235 x 196mm surface. Room to move without running out of mat. 3mm firm base that stays flat instead of curling at the corners. Smooth top surface for accurate tracking. High-definition print - sharp and fade-resistant. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Go ahead and add it to your basket above. Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout. Grumpy Old Veteran Mouse Mat For A Desk That Tells It Straight The mat gives a keyboard 235 by 196mm of proper working room, enough space for the design to sit clearly rather than get lost in a cramped print. Veteran-owned, and built for the desk of anyone who has decided patience is for people with less to be impatient about. It pairs well with the wider grumpy t shirts range for anyone building a full grumpy-veteran desk set. Colleagues will learn quickly not to test their luck before the second coffee has gone down. The Thinking Behind Grumpy Old Veteran The line does not pretend the grumpiness came from nowhere, it just says plainly that patience has worn thinner with every passing year of nonsense. The firm 3mm base and rubber backing keep it flat and steady through daily use, standing up to a working desk the same way its owner stands up to anyone talking rubbish. It is honest rather than bitter, and that honesty is exactly what makes it funny to the people who know him best. Grumpy Old Veteran Mouse Mat That Gets It Right The print is high-definition and fade-resistant, so the wording stays sharp and legible for years rather than fading into a grey blur under office lighting. A damp cloth is all it ever needs, no special care and nothing complicated to remember. It sits under the hand of someone who has decided they have earned the right to say so. Grumpy Old Veteran Mouse Mat FAQ What is the mouse mat made from? It is a firm 3mm base at 235 by 196mm with a smooth fabric top and a rubber backing that stops it sliding on the desk. The design is printed in high definition, sharp and fade-resistant, and needs nothing more than a wipe with a damp cloth to keep it looking new for years. Is it bigger than a standard mouse mat? Yes, at 235 by 196mm it gives more working room than the thin giveaway mats most desks end up with, and the extra space means the wording stays clear rather than cramped at the edges. The firm base also stops it curling, so the message stays flat and legible. How fast will it arrive, and can it be personalised? Orders are produced within 1 to 2 working days and shipped in 1 to 3 days from there. This design is fixed and cannot be personalised, so what arrives matches the page exactly, wording and all. Who is this actually for? It is for the veteran who has earned every ounce of their grumpiness and enjoys owning it out loud, and for the family who finds it more affectionate than insulting. It works just as well as a birthday gift for a Forces dad or granddad who says exactly what he thinks and never apologises for it, and never intends to start now.
