The Sequel That Needed to Happen. Maybe Better Than the First. You loved the original blockbuster: long, thick bacon strips slathered in crushed nuts and maple madness. But let’s be real… not everyone’s budget could handle a full-frontal porking these days. So Guy made a few slick culinary tweaks and dropped a sequel that slaps just as hard—but won’t sucker-punch your wallet. Introducing: Guy’s Funky Nuts Too™Same storyline. New twist. Still a satisfying mouthful. We start with three pounds of raw bacon, minced down and fried to crispy, golden perfection. Then we fold those bacon bits into a reworked Guy’s Original Nut blend, with less sugar, pure maple syrup, and rich, golden bacon fat binding everything into sweet, meaty, nutty bliss. And when we say flavor that sticks, we mean it. little pieces of crispy bacon clings to every nut like it was born for this moment. Sweet. Salty. Smoky. Savory. Every bite delivers a new flavor combo as the mixed nuts come together like a hot date at a drive-in movie. No sticky strips. No production drama. No therapy-inducing price tag. Just rich, unapologetic flavor that hits hard and goes down easy. Why Funky Nuts Too™? Because bacon still bangs harder than a hooker on the Vegas strip. Because maple syrup isn’t just for pancakes. Because you wanted the sequel, and Guy delivered it by hand. No machines here. Because your snack shouldn’t cost more than your car payment. Handcrafted in small loads, Guy’s Funky Nuts Too™ gives you everything you loved about the original, without the bougie price. It’s a remix, a reboot, a nut-stuffed flavor bomb you’ll crave again and again. Same bold flavor.Same hand-packed quality.Same perverted founder.Just a little more bang for your bacon. Not the original, but still unforgettable. Bolder. Nuttier. Just as satisfying. Allergen Information: Contains Peanuts and Tree Nuts.
