Hand towel

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For bathrooms and kitchens that deserve a little holy sass. Who says home décor has to be sweet, inspirational, or embroidered with farm animals? These Biblically Brutal hand towel s bring the full force of unexpected Scripture right into your daily routine. Perfect for drying hands, wiping spills, or making guests question your sense of humor (and maybe their own), each towel features a verse that delivers biblical truth with unapologetic bite. Soft, absorbent, and guaranteed to be a conversation starter—or a warning sign—these towels are ideal for homes that embrace comfort, chaos, and the occasional dramatic Bible verse. Choose your verse, hang with pride, and let your décor go from basic to biblically bold. Verse Options 1. Isaiah 47:3 — “Your nakedness will be exposed and your shame uncovered. I will take vengeance; I will spare no one.” A towel that says: “Dry your hands… and rethink your life choices.” Perfect for bathrooms where judgment is part of the ambiance. 2. Job 19:17 — “My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own family.” The ideal towel for anyone with morning breath, a mischievous sense of humor, or a painfully honest appreciation of Job’s struggles. Guests will laugh… or nod in agreement. 3. Proverbs 31:6 — “Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those in bitter distress.” Perfect for kitchen bars, coffee stations, or anywhere people need a biblically endorsed beverage break. A towel that pairs beautifully with bad days and good cocktails. 4. Deuteronomy 23:1 — (The… ahem… very specific verse.) A legendary verse for those who love deep cuts, dark humor, and absolutely unhinged conversations. Display with caution—and confidence. (Note: The towel prints the verse reference, not the full surgical details. Your guests can Google it at their own risk.) • Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back• Size: 16″ × 28″ Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat. Show more