Hangry & Dangerous Smells Like: Starving, Unreasonable, and Ready to Fight! Notes of "If You're Reading This, I Probably Need a Snack". This candle is your final warning. If this candle is not lit soon, approach with extreme caution—because someone is officially one bite away from a total meltdown. The air is thick with passive-aggressive sighs, irrational mood swings, and the distant sound of snack drawers being raided. Light it up and let everyone know: feed me now, or suffer the consequences. Disclaimer: This candle won’t cure hunger, but it will serve as a fair warning to anyone dumb enough to test your patience on an empty stomach. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.
