.pb-page{ --ink:#2A2036; /* deep plum base */ --accent:#AE93C8; /* Hank's lilac */ --accent2:#C46A2E; /* burnt-orange (tropical shirt) */ --cream:#FAF7FB; --text:#1C1208; --muted:#6E5A78; font-family:'Source Serif 4',Georgia,serif; color:var(--text); font-size:18px; line-height:1.7; max-width:720px; margin:0 auto; } .pb-page *{box-sizing:border-box;} .pb-hero{background:var(--ink); color:#fff; text-align:center; padding:48px 24px 44px; border-radius:14px;} .pb-eyebrow{font-style:italic; font-size:14px; letter-spacing:.08em; color:var(--accent2); margin-bottom:14px;} .pb-name{font-family:'Abril Fatface',serif; font-size:clamp(56px,16vw,96px); line-height:.9; color:var(--accent);} .pb-tagline{font-style:italic; font-size:clamp(16px,4vw,20px); color:rgba(255,255,255,.78); margin-top:16px;} .pb-badge{display:inline-block; border:2px solid var(--accent2); color:#E09258; font-size:12px; font-weight:700; letter-spacing:.14em; text-transform:uppercase; padding:6px 18px; border-radius:4px; margin-top:20px;} .pb-intro{padding:40px 24px 4px;} .pb-intro h2{font-family:'Abril Fatface',serif; font-size:clamp(28px,7vw,40px); color:var(--ink); line-height:1.05; margin:0 0 16px;} .pb-intro p{margin:0 0 14px;} .pb-intro strong{color:var(--accent2);} .pb-specs{display:grid; grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr; gap:10px; padding:24px;} .pb-spec{border:1px solid rgba(42,32,54,.25); border-radius:10px; padding:14px 16px;} .pb-spec b{display:block; font-style:italic; font-weight:400; font-size:12px; letter-spacing:.1em; text-transform:uppercase; color:var(--accent2); margin-bottom:4px;} .pb-spec span{font-weight:700; color:var(--ink);} .pb-cta{background:var(--ink); text-align:center; padding:40px 24px; border-radius:14px; margin-top:16px;} .pb-cta h3{font-family:'Abril Fatface',serif; font-size:clamp(24px,6vw,34px); color:var(--accent); line-height:1.15; margin:0 0 10px;} .pb-cta p{font-size:15px; font-style:italic; color:rgba(255,255,255,.62); margin:0;} @media(max-width:480px){.pb-specs{grid-template-columns:1fr;}} Pubbets Lab Original · 1 of 1 Hank "Seen it all. Impressed by none of it." Hand-built in Thailand He's heard it all before. Hank has exactly one expression, and it's devastating. The heavy brow, the magnificent moustache, those half-closed eyes that saw your punchline coming a mile off - soft purple fleece, a loud tropical shirt he refuses to be excited about, and precisely zero interest in your nonsense. He's the deadpan uncle of the Pubbets Lab, and he is quietly, enormously funny. Full-body and endlessly expressive (yes, even with that face), Hank is a gift for comedy, ventriloquism and sketch work - the straight man who steals every scene without saying a word. Size71cm / 28" TypeFull-body hand puppet Availability1 of 1 — unique ShipsWorldwide, tracked Hank is a 1-of-1.When he's gone, he's gone. Includes his tropical shirt, yellow tee, denim shorts and sandals, plus shipping bag + official hang tag. Ships worldwide, tracked.
