Pontoon Potatoes. Lucy's Words. Lucy's Rules. Both of them on the chest — watercolor, squishy-faced, unbothered in the way only bulldogs can pull off. Flip it around and there it is: pontoon potatoes. She put it on the back so you'd have to commit to it. Warm enough for the boat at sunrise. Soft enough that you'll wear it everywhere else and pretend you were always this relaxed. No logos, no slogans — just two dogs and a lifestyle they invented without trying. Product Features 50/50 cotton-poly blend — warm, soft, no drama Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner drape, less bulk Watercolor portrait of Hank & Lucy on the chest "Pontoon Potatoes" graphic across the back Sizes S–3XL Care Instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) No bleach Tumble dry low Do not dry clean The kind of pullover Hank would approve of — if he could talk. He'd probably just stare at you until you put it on.
