Heifer Please Coaster – Funny Highland Cow Slate Coaster | Rustic Farmhouse Decor

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Add a little Southern sass to your space with this engraved Highland cow coaster featuring the phrase “Heifer Please – The Butter Done Slid Off Your Biscuit.” Perfect for farmhouse lovers, country humor fans, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Each coaster is laser engraved for a clean, permanent design that won’t fade, peel, or wear off over time. ✔ Product Details: Premium natural slate stone Approx. 4” x 4” Deep laser engraving (permanent) Foam feet backing to protect surfaces Natural chipped edges – each piece is unique ✔ Perfect For: Farmhouse & rustic décor Southern-style humor lovers Funny gifts (birthdays, housewarming, coworkers) Kitchen, coffee table, or bar setups Cow & western-themed homes ✔ Bulk Orders Available Need multiple? Message us for bundle pricing or custom sets. Show more