Hey ____, STFU

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Hey ____, STFUBecause sometimes you don’t need yoga, meditation, or essential oils, you just need the universe (and this candle) to scream ‘STFU’ on your behalf. Best burned during unsolicited Zoom calls or family dinners. Finally, a candle that says what you’re thinking but can’t say out loud without HR showing up. Light it to drown out unsolicited advice, passive-aggressive comments, or that one neighbor with a leaf blower fetish. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles. Show more