Highland - Elliott

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Name: Elliott 🐮✨Age: Timeless, but emotionally matureLocation: Windy hills, excellent views, questionable Wi-Fi About Me:Long-haired, naturally blond, and proudly wind-styled. My b angs have never known scissors, only destiny. I enjoy slow mornings, dramatic staring into the distance, and being admired from across a stone fence. I’m a gentle soul with a sturdy build, the kind of cow who listens more than he moos. If you need someone calm during life’s storms, I’m already standing in one. Hobbies & Interests:• Grazing like it’s an art form• Letting birds sit on my back without judgment• Scenic walks that take all afternoon• Being photographed by tourists who whisper “look at that hair”• Existing peacefully while looking slightly iconic Ideal Date:A quiet pasture, soft grass underhoof, a breeze that understands my fringe. We don’t need to talk much. Just vibes, clouds, and maybe a shared apple if things get serious. Show more