Name: FergusAge: Timeless. Like good wool.Location: Wherever the coziest couch is About Me:Shaggy Highland cow plush with a windswept fringe that suggests I’ve stared thoughtfully into a Scottish gale. I’m soft in the “accidentally nap on me and wake up happier” way. Known for excellent listening skills and a calm, grounded presence. I don’t judge. I simply sit there, looking supportive. Hobbies:• Standing in sunbeams like a noble pasture philosopher• Collecting lint and secrets• Emotional support during scary movies• Being slightly in the way, but in a charming manner What I’m Looking For:Someone who appreciates a slow life, good tea, and plush that sheds joy, not drama. Bonus points if you believe hair covering your eyes adds mystery. Love Language:Physical closeness. Extended cuddles. Existing quietly together. Fun Fact:Despite the horns, I am all softness and zero menace.
