Hippotenuse — The Cute Maths Geek T-Shirt Show off your inner geometry geek (and your excellent taste in puns) with our Hippotenuse tee. A cheerful hippo in full professor regalia struts confidently across the chest, declaring that being “sqrt(hippo² + tenuse²) = awesome” is the only theorem that matters. It’s the perfect conversation-starter for study group, maths club, or laid-back weekends when you want your humour as crisp as your angles. Why you’ll love it Maths-class meets streetwear – playful graphic that only the initiated will fully get. Soft, breathable cotton knit – comfy enough for marathon revision sessions or all-night coding sprints. Unisex regular cut – neither boxy nor clingy; sits just right on every body type. Colour-fast print – bright pigments that stay sharp wash after wash. Find your fit (read this part!) Our shirts follow ASIA sizing, which runs about one to two sizes smaller than standard US/EU cuts. Use the quick guide below—if you’re between sizes, go up rather than down: ASIA size Approx. EU Approx. US Bust* Length* Shoulder* Sleeve* S XXS XS 90 cm / 35.4″ 61 cm / 24.0″ 42 cm / 16.5″ 20 cm / 7.9″ M XS S 94 cm / 37.0″ 63 cm / 24.8″ 44 cm / 17.3″ 20 cm / 7.9″ L S M 98 cm / 38.6″ 65 cm / 25.6″ 46 cm / 18.1″ 20 cm / 7.9″ XL M L 102 cm / 40.2″ 67 cm / 26.4″ 48 cm / 18.9″ 20 cm / 7.9″ XXL L XL 106 cm / 41.7″ 69 cm / 27.2″ 50 cm / 19.7″ 21 cm / 8.3″ XXXL XL XXL 110 cm / 43.3″ 71 cm / 28.0″ 50 cm / 19.7″ 21 cm / 8.3″ *Measured flat. Please allow a 1–3 cm variation due to manual measuring. Pro tip: If you usually wear a unisex US-L, order ASIA XL. When in doubt, lay your favourite tee flat, measure bust width and length, and compare. Care instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out. No bleach or harsh detergents—keep that hippo happy. Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life. If ironing is a must, press inside-out, avoiding the print.
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