HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

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SIR WE'RE AT YOUR DOOR AT THREE AM BECAUSE WE HEARD A POWER TOOL SOMETIME TONIGHT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT CORDLESS TOOLS, AIR TOOLS, WELDERS, AND HAMMER NOISE IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR CODE PLEASE STOP WORKING ON FUN THINGS IN YOUR GARAGE WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU WHEN WE'RE ON OUR NOSEY PATROLS OF YOUR FRONT LAWN. KommandoStore deeply apologizes if this text induced any kind of post-Karen-yapping stress. Specs 2.5" x 6" Woven polyester with woven lettering Hook and loop backing Completely Reprehensible Updated Ranger Green Colorway Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously. Show more