Your coworkers see “Available.” Your face says otherwise. The Honest Work Statuses Desk Flip Sign features 12 funny, sarcastic pages that say what your Teams or Slack status never could. Includes phrases: Away: I Stopped Moving My Mouse For 3 Seconds Busy: Pretending To Work Available: Ready To Disappoint Do Not Disturb: I Promise You Can Find The Answer Yourself Away: Probably Crying In The Bathroom Busy: Please Hesitate Before Reaching Out In A Meeting: This Could Have Been An Email Offline: Like My Will To Work Do Not Disturb: I'm One "Got a Sec" Away from Rage Quitting Out Of Office: If You Need My... Don't Available: Physically here, But Mentally Unavailable Out Of Office: Good Luck! Flip to the page that matches your mood and let everyone know whether you’re busy, pretending to work, mentally checked out, or one email away from losing it. Perfect for your desk, cubicle, or home office, and a hilarious gift for burned-out coworkers who are tired of pretending everything is fine. Size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm) Add it to your desk and start communicating honestly.
