Introducing Hoon Juice – a one-off, never-to-be-repeated custom blended malt Scotch whisky inspired by the foul-mouthed ex-cop and full-time violent headcase, Robert Hoon, from the pages of JD Kirk’s bestselling thriller series. Lovingly crafted in Scotland, this limited edition whisky isn’t just a drink – it’s a middle finger in a bottle. With a copper foil label featuring a message straight from Hoon himself, every detail is soaked in attitude. Order now and you’ll get: A 500ml bottle of Hoon Juice limited edition custom blended malt Scotch whisky. A letter from Bob Hoon, complete with his brutally honest (and foul-mouthed) tasting notes. Two bar-ready beermat-style coasters printed with some of Hoon's most savage one-liners. A custom hessian bag featuring a whisky-related quote from Bob's first solo book, NORTHWIND. This isn’t just Scotch. It’s Hoon Juice. And, with a strictly limited run of only 1000 bottles being produced, when it’s gone, it’s gone. Please note - Hoon Juice will not grant you Bob's near-indestructibility, or empower you to take on an international criminal cartel more or less single-handedly. (Although it might make you feel like you can.)
