Parenting is exhausting, and sometimes you just need to lie down—literally. "Horizontal Parenting" is the delightfully lazy approach to taking a breather from the constant demands of raising kids. Steal yourself a quick 10 minutes of horizontal bliss, disconnect from the noise, and let your body remember what rest feels like. It's the parenting hack that works for everyone, everywhere, and requires absolutely zero effort. With creative and practical advice for overworked parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and caretakers who "just need a minute," this book includes 50 fun, effective, and hilarious games to play with your children while lying down. Activities like "M Is for Massage" to "Hide and Seek-ish" and "What's on My Butt?" give children a chance to release some energy while you catch your breath (and maybe a few even a few z's). All you need is a comfortable surface, a few household items, and your child's imagination, and you too can master the sanity-saving art of horizontal parenting.