Hotel Keychain: Funny/Sarcastic

In My Bad Kid Era (clear) Get in Loser… (tan) Being a Functional Adult… (clear) If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic… (purple) Do What Makes You Happy (golden yellow) Drive Safe Bestie (peach) I Wish More People… (light gray) I’m Not Snarky… (off white) Cat Hair Don’t Care (tan) Worst Driver But Cute (blue) I’m Not a Hot Mess… (Mustard) Being a Functional Adult… (yellow) I Don’t Treat People Badly… (purple) I’m Just WTF-ing… (light gray) Fueled by Iced Coffee… (brownish/orange) CEO of the Bad Drivers Club (clear) The Getaway Car (green) I’m Fat… (yellow) Self Love Club (clear) Crime Shows and Comfy Clothes (clear) I’m Pretty Cool, But… (blue) Busy Doing Nothing (clear) It’s Fine… (tan) I’ve Got a Good Heart… (peach)