SassVault Exclusive: "I Avoid Shit" Unicorn Bubble TeeDarling, in a universe full of glitter bombs and bad vibes, this black-as-your-soul tee is your armored bubble of "not today, Satan." Behold the sassy rainbow unicorn—trapped in its own iridescent force field, arms crossed like it's judging your life choices—proclaiming **"I avoid shit because my temper can go from 0 to life in prison in 2 seconds."** Because who needs drama when your inner rage rocket launches faster than a viral fail video? It's the perfect alibi for dodging family dinners, office small talk, or that one friend who thrives on chaos.Soft as a whispered threat on premium cotton, with prints that pop like popcorn in a microwave mishap, this bad boy hugs your curves (or edges) just right for slaying the day without the cuffs. Channel your mythical menace: unicorns aren't magical—they're just one bad day from felony folklore. (Pro tip: Wear it ironically at therapy. Or not. Your call.)Bubble-wrap your beefs. Greed level: Nuclear.• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57
