I Cry at WorkAnd I'm still more efficient than you. Tears? Check. Deadlines? Looming. Hope? Gone! Light this baby during your next “quick” meeting that could’ve been an email. Perfect for crying in Excel, smiling through chaos, and pretending you're totally fine. Bonus: it pairs well with rage-snacking and existential dread. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: bookworms, over-thinkers, workaholics who need a break, and anyone who appreciates a joke that requires a brain.
