The I Do Pedicures On Camel Toes tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. This is a shirt for the person who saw that phrase and thought "yes, that belongs on my chest." If you know, you know. Who Actually Wears This? People with a sense of humor and zero filter. If you've ever been at a barbecue and said something that made the whole table go quiet before everyone lost it, this shirt was designed for you. It's the kind of humor that separates the people who get invited back from the people who get invited back specifically because they're like this. Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper afterthought Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL Classic crew neck (we keep it classy where it counts) DTG printed, so the ink bonds into the fabric and doesn't crack or fade like cheap iron-ons Soft enough to sleep in, loud enough to clear a room Is This a Good Gift? Absolutely. This is the gift that tells someone you truly get them. Not a gift card, not a candle. A shirt that says I Do Pedicures On Camel Toes. You're either the kind of person who gives this gift or you're not, and we both know which side you're on. Frequently Asked Questions What sizes does this shirt come in?Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size and works for pretty much every body type. Will the print fade or crack?No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the design stays sharp and colorful through the wash. Is this shirt comfortable or just a novelty?Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. It's a real shirt you'll actually want to wear, not something you toss in a drawer after one outing. Can I wear this in public?Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on your crowd. We believe in you.
