📦 Ships in 1–2 business days. Flat-rate shipping: $5 — no surprises at checkout. Dry humor, delivered plainly. This medium‑weight cotton tee carries the line “I don’t really hate you, I just really don’t like that you exist,” with a crisp, centered print and small skull/broken‑heart icons. The tubular knit (no side seams), ribbed collar, and reinforced shoulder tape help it hold shape, while DTG/DTF printing keeps edges clean through repeat washes. Soft enough to wear solo, structured enough to sit neat under a jacket. 🟨 Bullets (fabric, fit, print, colors, care) Fabric/weight: 100% cotton (solids), medium‑weight ≈180 g/m² Construction: tubular knit (no side seams); ribbed, seam‑free collar; reinforced shoulder tape; tear‑away label Print method: DTG/DTF for sharp, durable detail Fit/Sizes: unisex S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL Colors: Navy, Purple, Red, Royal, Black, Military Green, Dark Heather Care: machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F); tumble dry low; non‑chlorine bleach as needed; do not iron; do not dry‑clean Notes: adult garment; product base: Gildan 5000; EU warranty note per listing EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean We’re not able to offer returns or exchanges once an order enters production, but you have a full 6-hour window after ordering to cancel for a refund if you change your mind. If your order arrives damaged or isn’t quite right, reach out at [email protected] and we’ll work with you to make it right.
