Red Panda “I Exist Without My Consent” Hoodie None of us signed up for this whole existing thing, and yet here we are. The Red Panda “I Exist Without My Consent” hoodie puts that quiet protest into picture form — a red panda draped across a branch, looking like it, too, never asked to be here. It’s equal parts funny and painfully relatable, perfect for anyone who lives in that space between irony and honesty. Design Features: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester for a soft, sustainable feel Mid-weight fabric perfect for layering in shifting seasons Unisex fit for relaxed, everyday comfort Half-moon detail on the back for a subtle finish of the brand GOTS & OCS certified organic cotton, GRS certified recycled content Why You’ll Love It: A design that says what we’re all thinking — with a little humour Snug yet breathable, making it easy to live in Made with sustainable materials that are kinder to the planet Works with jeans, joggers, or as your favourite couch companion Hibearnation Promise: Every hoodie is made to order, meaning nothing is overproduced. By creating only what’s needed, we keep waste low and your wardrobe guilt-free. Did you know? Red pandas can sleep up to 17 hours a day, usually curled up in trees. If anyone gets the “existential nap mood,” it’s them.
