I Have Rabies Tee

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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a wink of dark humor to slow afternoons and backyard hangouts. A soft, heavyweight cotton body wears in with you—fading to a lived-in look tha t matches the cheeky raccoon illustration and rainbow text. The raccoon sits amid grass and daisies, grinning with mischievous energy; the playful phrase below flips expectations and starts conversations without trying too hard. Wear it to casual meetups, late-night bonfires, or while tending a garden; it feels like the shirt you reach for when you want comfort and a little attitude.The muted, softened color from the post-construction dyeing makes the art pop without shouting. The roomy, relaxed cut layers easily over long sleeves or stands alone on warm days. This tee reads like a private joke shared among friends who appreciate offbeat humor and vintage-friendly finishes.Product features- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for long-lasting structure- Wide size range (S–4XL select partners) with sewn-in label and 58 color optionsCare instructions- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Do not bleach- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: low heat- Do not dryclean Show more