Certified Dad Bod Appreciation Tote

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Built for hugs, not crunches. Not all heroes wear capes—some wear cargo shorts and proudly rock that dad bod like it's peak performance. This tote is for the lovers of leisure, the sultans of snacks, and the unapologetically comfy. Whether you're headed to the grocery store, a backyard BBQ, or just flexin’ your affection for soft-around-the-edges confidence, this bag carries your essentials—and your impeccable taste in body types. Dad bods: built for comfort, celebrated in style. Product Features 100% durable polyester fabric that retains shape and dries quickly Stylish black inner stitching for a polished look Reinforced handles for added strength and durability Boxed corners for increased capacity and space Available in three sizes with customizable handle colors Care Instructions Remove all items before cleaning Pretreat stains with a touch of dad-level elbow grease (or stain remover) Use warm water + laundry detergent with a soft cloth or brush Air dry while sipping a cold one 13" × 13'' 16" × 16'' 18" × 18'' Height, in 13.00 16.00 18.00 Length, in 13.00 16.00 18.00 Width, in 3.00 3.00 3.00 Handle length, in 28.74 28.74 28.74 Handle width, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 Show more